Category: Writing

SOME THINGS THAT ARE WORSE THAN BEING ALONE ON VALENTINE’S DAY

This blog post is inspired by this McSweeny’s list  SOME THINGS THAT ARE WORSE THAN BEING ALONE ON VALENTINE’S DAY Getting food poisoning from your favorite restaurant Being on death row Eating slimy carrots Showing up to an award ceremony and your nemesis is wearing the exact same dress as you, and you end up

Globe and Mail Book Reviews

In April I pitched a review of Fifty Shades of Grey to the Globe and Mail, instead they got me to review two comic novels. Here they are. It was wonderful to read two intentionally funny novels for a change.   Globe and Mail – The Daily Review, Thursday, May

Fifty Shades of Say Wha?!

If you missed last night’s Say Wha?! show, you missed my reading of 50 Shades of Grey. There is just too much bad/goodness in this book and too much hype around it not to share it with you, my lovely blog readers. I did live-tweet my reading of the book

I’m On A Boat … S.O.S.

A few days ago I said to someone that my main regret about being an East Van person is that I rarely enjoy the ocean. I’m at the beach infrequently, I hardly head down to the seawall, and I’m never on a boat or in the water. I reiterated this

How To Get A Boyfriend – Vancouver Edition

There have been a lot of articles and blog posts lately about the terrible dating scene in Vancouver. Basically, what it comes down to is: women are bitchy snobs and  men are lame/shy/ all the Alpha males moved to Calgary or Toronto. I just saw this video on Facebook posted

Fridge Poetry

I know I haven’t been posting or writing a lot lately, so here are some poems I made on my friend’s fridge. I’m currently working for the PuSh Festival and I hope to post more once that’s over. Hope to see you at the theater!

How to Live in Vancouver

If you follow my blog you’ll remember that I recently wrote about living in London. Since I wrote it, I’ve been thinking about the city I live in right now: Vancouver. When I was fourteen years old Vancouver was my mecca. I would come here on spring breaks to visit

How To Live in London

Dear Sara Bynoe, circa September 2008 You have just moved to London, England to do a MA in Creative Writing. You’ve sold practically everything you own and packed up to live a new adventure. First off you deserve a BIG HUG, that was brave. Now, I want to tell you

Checking Stonehenge Off My Bucket List

A bucket list is an inventory of things to do and places to visit before one kicks the proverbial can out of life. I do not have said list, but if I did, I suppose going to Stonehenge might be on it. I was in the UK, I had access

Haiku Finalist

Last week I participated in the Vancouver Poetry Slam’s Haiku Death Match. To prepare for the event I was supposed to write 26 haikus. Did I do that? Sure. What I didn’t prepare was 26 awesome haikus. Yet, by some magic I made it to the final round battling head

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