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RT @ClintSmithIII: Something I read today today that I didn’t know and that knocked me all the way out: Half of the animals in the world ha… 1 day ago
“Workin’ on my night cheese.” twitter.com/danaschwartzzz… 1 day ago
This Wednesday I'll be telling a story at Weekly Stories at the Drive Coffee Bar about working in commercials. Join… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
Maybe give tickets to #TeenAngstNight @FoxCabaret Friday, January 4. Less than $25 for two tickets. Lots of laughs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago

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Elise was waiting for the elevator in her apartment building. Her day at work had been a ... challenge. She was already anticipating how relieving it would feel to take off her pants and bra as soon as she unlocked the door. Last night after having the “define the relationship” talk with Pete she managed to save herself a glass of wine from the bottle they’d shared. As soon as her clothes were flung around her bedroom and her old silk robe was tied around her waist that glass would be in her hands. After that Elise has no other plans. Maybe she’d get back on Tinder, maybe not. Maybe she’d watch an old episode of Sex and the City to make herself feel less alone. Maybe she’d call her mom and have a good cry. Whatever she did it would not be drunk texting Pete. His number was already deleted from her phone. DING. 🍷 🍷 🍷 #charactersandwords #actingchallenge #writingchallenge #flashfiction #dtr

Rayne hasn’t smiled in three years. Not since she spent $1500 at her fancy dermatologist, which at the time was as much as her rent. She knew if her face kept moving it would wrinkle, so instead of filling her face with stuff she decided to never move her face again. The mental energy it took to remain stoic was exhausting. She lost sleep over it. The loss of sleep made her face look even older. She tried to get a better job, one that would pay more so she could splurge on fancy face creams. She put out 173 resumes in two years and she couldn’t find another job. The economy is really bad, everyone said. She tried to find a rich husband but men just kept telling her she’d be prettier if she smiled. This made her so conflicted her eye started to twitch. In the end Rayne has decided to smile occasionally and apply more filters to all her photos. Ya know, everything in moderation. 🧖🏼‍♀️ 🧖🏼‍♀️ 🧖🏼‍♀️ #charactersandwords #shortstory #flashfiction #actingchallenge #dermatology #aging #filteredaf

#tbt to me reading at the last #TeenAngstNight @foxcabaret. I’m so grateful for this audience member’s pic of me. I never get my act together to bring in a photographer. The next show is Friday, January 4. Tickets are on sale now @eventbrite. Readers will be booked and confirmed next week. Event tickets make a great holiday present. Give experiences not things for better memories and less trash.

UPDATE: as of Nov 27 this show is cancelled. In one week from today join me, @carmahdee, @itsjamiechrest, and @alexdafoe for Say Wha?! at Hood 29 for an evening of funny people reading terrible books. We read them so you don’t have to! Show starts at 8 pm, $10 at the door, sliding scale available. 📚📚📚 #vancouver #comedy #badbookclub #saywhashow #eastvan #storytelling

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