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This weekend I went to Surrey

November 19, 2012November 22, 2012sbynoe

When a friend asked me to attend her family’s party in Surrey this weekend I was like …

But, I’m a nice person so I drove out there.

Then and then I got lost in the suburbs.

That’s when I thought…

When I got to Surrey I thought…

…

The important thing is, I found my way home and I got out of Surrey.

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Alexander Miller says:

December 8, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Favorite part is the little stick figure man that screams.

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