Poetry

For this week’s Story Time Tuesday I’ve decided to post a poem. Some of you may have read it before -if you’re a super online stalker. As I’ve been spending a lot of time lately hanging out on Main Street, debating if I should just find some dumb-ass serving job

My Career?

A friend of mine just taught me about Googling myself. Yes, I’ve done it and you probably have too! What I didn’t know that my similarly ego-driven friend taught me is that you can search for items from the last 24 hours, week or month. Wowza! It’s so much better

How to be a Media Whore

Over the years I’ve accumulated a good stack of press clippings; newspaper articles, radio interviews, Breakfast Television appearances, magazine mentions, and blog links. You could say I’m lucky or you could say I know how to work it. For this week’s Story Time Tuesday, I’m not going to tell you

Say Wha?! The Vimeo

You must watch this! Rotten Writing from Tom Weston on Vimeo.

Lessons Learned

Recently my friend Claire told me what she believes the rules of life are. 1- Say yes to any invitation 2- Don’t sleep with everyone. 3- Dress for the job you want not the job you have. It got me thinking, what have I learned from life thus far? Here’s

Say WTF?!

Competing with Crocs for the ugliest thing you can put on your body it’s … TV HAT! A ‘private viewing experience’ that leaves you completely open to being kicked in the nuts. Which is what should happen if you ever put this on your head – that way you can’t

Some Days…

Some days are difficult; you don’t want to be at work, you don’t like the way your life is turning out then someone leaves a voice mail and you realize things are actually pretty good: at least you’ve got your sanity. There are more amusing details about this voice mail-

Things I Miss About London

The fake British accent I would put on when ordering coffee so that the Polish girls behind the counter could understand me. Men who whispered ‘sexy’ under their breath as I walked through the Common. Sitting on the top of a double-decker watching Trafalgar Square, Piccadilly and Kensington roll past.

Book Review

I Don’t Care About Your Band by Julie Klausner I’ve dated countless disappointments; fauxhemians, moody artists, narcissistic actors, bi-polar designers, and other emotionally unavailable men. I’ve spent a lot of time standing to the left side of a stage because I dated musicians. Some of them are nobodies, some of

Old News for a New Blog

Last year CBC had a Teen Angst contest for Canada Reads their annual literature competition between books chosen by well-known Canadian personalities. These were the contest rules: You can either write up a short description of one of your worst teenage moments. Or you can send in a diary entry

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