Category: Silly

On Sunday a guy stopped me on the street …

Outside of the Art Gallery. Yes, people of Vancouver – a man actually stopped a woman on the street. He said we passed each other a few blocks ago, and he had to chase me down because he wanted to tell me that I was hot. This made me feel

SOME THINGS THAT ARE WORSE THAN BEING ALONE ON VALENTINE’S DAY

This blog post is inspired by this McSweeny’s list  SOME THINGS THAT ARE WORSE THAN BEING ALONE ON VALENTINE’S DAY Getting food poisoning from your favorite restaurant Being on death row Eating slimy carrots Showing up to an award ceremony and your nemesis is wearing the exact same dress as you, and you end up

When I’m chatting online…

… with someone and they suddenly go offline without typing ‘goodbye’ or ‘brb.’

I can’t find my ID or my debit card…

… I NEVER lose anything.

Sometimes I don’t know if …

… the people that come to my shows/events are fans or they want to be my friend Perhaps neither Perhaps both?

After Teen Angst Night

After all the readers KILLED it, after the audience being so into it, after the show basically selling out,* after realizing I’ve been doing Teen Angst Night for 12 years and I love it more now that ever, this is how I feel and To everyone that came to the

I found a new way to deal with stress!

Turn it into self-loathing.* * I don’t recommend this method.

When Life Gets Overwhelmingly Busy …

You can react in two ways: Option A Option B

Just Read The News About The Waldorf

Vancouver Sun Globe and Mail Why does everything good in this city have to be turned into condos? 

When I found out about the hockey…

… lock out/ strike/ whatever being over

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