When I’m searching Tumblr for reaction gifs …

… and I come across porn

Whenever I try to swim in the ocean …

… before late July

When I go out on a Friday Night

At First   Then I realize  

Do You Like Me?

I read this thing about managing social media accounts that said you should encourage your audience to ‘like’ your posts. So… here goes. Hey guys and gals, It would mean a whole lot to me if you a) liked this post b) “Liked” my page on Facebook c) subscribed on

We’ve Had So Much Sun in Vancouver

Yes, that thing in the sky is the SUN! Go and soak up that vitamin D.

A Post About Hockey

How most people feel about the Canucks’ loss How I feel As an event producer I have to feel this way. Also hockey boys used to beat me up when I was a kid … so there’s that.

I had a day off and …

… I got sick, AGAIN!

Message from me to everyone on Granville Street

this Saturday night Me: Why was I on Granville Street on a Saturday night you might ask? I was hanging out with a friend who was hanging out with American sailors. Never again will I attempt to party like a 20 year old. I haven’t seen a mess that hot

Geist Review

So this happened: someone reviewed Say Wha?! It’s published in the recent edition of Geist Magazine, which Wikipedia (and we all know how reliable that is) calls “Canada’s most widely read literary magazine.” This is great since my audience straddles the literary and comedy communities. However, I’d say the majority

When I bike to work and some dude…

… cycles past me crazy fast and I meet up with him at a traffic light 30 seconds later, I’m like… Also… spandex shorts?

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