When I’m searching Tumblr for reaction gifs …
… and I come across porn
Yes, that thing in the sky is the SUN! Go and soak up that vitamin D.
How most people feel about the Canucks’ loss How I feel As an event producer I have to feel this way. Also hockey boys used to beat me up when I was a kid … so there’s that.
this Saturday night Me: Why was I on Granville Street on a Saturday night you might ask? I was hanging out with a friend who was hanging out with American sailors. Never again will I attempt to party like a 20 year old. I haven’t seen a mess that hot
So this happened: someone reviewed Say Wha?! It’s published in the recent edition of Geist Magazine, which Wikipedia (and we all know how reliable that is) calls “Canada’s most widely read literary magazine.” This is great since my audience straddles the literary and comedy communities. However, I’d say the majority
… cycles past me crazy fast and I meet up with him at a traffic light 30 seconds later, I’m like… Also… spandex shorts?