This is the third in a series of readings I’ve done for my friends Natalie and Jess. We found this terrible romance novel at a hostel in Bath. Listen as I try to read the long awkward sentences overflowing with adverbs without laughing.
Warning: this is the most X-rated of the series – just in time for Valentine’s day!
My favorite lines:
“He pulled her close, irrevocably close.”
“So what did that make her? A loose woman? A harlot? Or just an ordinary woman dealing with her feminine frailty in a pressure cooker situation.”