Say Wha?! May Recap

picstitchHere’s what happened last Wednesday at the Say Wha?! show”

I read from the poems of Suzanne Somers. Here’s a very funny video of Kristen Wiig reading from the same book.

Stu Popp entertained us with a reading of Tailchaser’s Song. It was wonderfully horrible and is currently being made into an animated film so we can relive the pain of it in 2014.

Lee Ann Kepel brought sexy back with her reading of Gloria Vanderbuilt’s most recent erotic novel, Obsession. Quick recap: the sex was boring but the shopping scenes were euphoric. Fun fact: this was written by the 89 year old mother of Anderson Cooper.

Devon Lougheed edu-tained us with a cookbook, The Alternative Vegan, because being vegan isn’t alternative enough.

Our event came to a climax with Briana Rayner sharing from Electric: The Best Lesbian Erotic Fiction. There was a story about waitresses in Dunkin Donuts and one about exploring caves.

Thanks to everyone who came out and packed the Cottage Bistro for the show.

The next show is on June 19 and it’s the Three Year Anniversary show. There will be cake or something like that. Then I’m taking a summer break from Say Wha?! so this will be your last chance to see the show live until September or even October. Don’t miss out!

Don’t live in Vancouver? Did you know there’s a Say Wha?! Podcast? Four episodes are out. Subscribe on iTunes.

Say Wha?! December 2012

logoblackIt’s that time again! The third Wednesday of the month is approaching, that means it’s time for Say Wha?! Readings of Deliciously Rotten Writing. 

Have you ever read a poorly written novel and thought to yourself, who publishes this crap? Or come across a hilariously out of date self-help book in a thrift store? Perhaps you flipped through Fifty Shades of Grey and screamed at the Twilight Fan-Fiction tripe filled with British idioms and terrible sex scenes? Well, that’s what Say Wha?! is all about.

At Say Wha?! engaging and charismatic performers put their comedic spin on some of the most cringe-worthy, embarrassing and painfully earnest writing in print.

We read this so you don’t have to!Hosted by Sara Bynoe

Featuring:
Eric Fell
Gary Jones
Devon Lougheed
Julia Stretch

December 19, 2012
8-10pm
$5-10 (sliding scale, suggested $10)
Cottage Bistro – 4468 Main Street (between 28 and 29 Ave, across from Nesters and CIBC)

Say Wha?! at Olio Festival

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Did you miss the last Say Wha?! show? Really? That sucks. Oh wait, lucky for you the show was live streamed and is now up online! Yay! Many thanks to Ryan from RJZTV for live-streaming the show and for being so speedy posting it online.

Here I am starting the show and reading from Tyra Banks’ first novel Modelland.

Next up was the very funny Eric Fell reading SLUGS!

Hey Ocean! and beekeeper rock star read from Cats and their Dykes

MFA graduate, funny girl and writer Dina Del Buccia shared her love of page three girl Katie Price with us next.

Dad and improviser Chip Ellis told us why we should never smile at a monkey.

Then we took a short intermission …. and brought out the Vancouverite/New Yorker comedian Adam Pateman and he shared some old-timey smut.

It girl, Katilin Fontana shared some terrible fan fiction.

Finally, one of Vancouver’s favorite funny people, Charles Demers, also shared some fan fiction to the packed Say Wha?! crowd at Guilt and Co.

Thanks to everyone who came out and packed the room. Thanks to all the readers. Thanks to you for watching it now. If you want Say Wha?! to come to your town just contact me – let’s make some magic happen.

Olio Festival Presents Say Wha?!

Thursday September 22 is a very special day. It’s the last day of summer (boo hoo!), it’s the first day of the Olio Festival which celebrates the best local and international independent talent in music, art, comedy, skate & film but, most importantly, September 22 is the next Say Wha?! Readings of Deliciously Rotten Writing show … and it’s part of the Olio Festival!

At 8pm the show will kick off at Guilt and Co. (1 Alexander – under the Chill Winston) in Gastown. Tickets are available through the festival or for $10 at the door until we sell out. (That means get there early!)

If you’ve never been to Say Wha?! before THIS is the show to see. We’ll be back on our regular schedule – the third Wednesday of every month at the Cottage Bistro – on October 19.

I’m thrilled to announce this amazing line up of some of Vancouver’s most charming and comedic minds. These are people in Vancouver that make me giggle and I’m so excited to hear their readings. I hope to see you there. Oh yeah, and I’ll be hosting and reading something too.


Chip Ellis is an improviser imported from the American Midwest.  He is a founding member of both The Fictionals and the Who-Tang Clan improv troupes.  He also performs with the Vancouver TheatreSports Rookie League, and he produces weekly shows with Urban Improv.  Chip also does standup and comedy readings.

Dina Del Bucchia has one of those MFA things. When not busy being unemployed she writes for Canada Arts Connect Magazine and bakes away her feelings. Her work has been published in some fine literary journals. Currently, she’s at work on a novel and a collection of poetry. She would like to be friends with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.


Eric Fell is a writer, comedian, and actor.  He performs hundreds of comedy shows every year, many with the Vancouver TheatreSports League. He has written for CBC Radio and movieset.com, and created comedy formats for VTSL and The Justice Pals Improv Group. His festival appearances include the Vancouver Comedy Festival, The Vancouver International Improv Festival, and the Vancouver Poetry Festival.  In addition to his comedic performances, Eric co-hosts the Anzabonanza Pub Quiz (held the 1st Friday of the month) and the Justice Pals Podcast. When Eric grows up he wants to be Doctor Who or Buckaroo Banzai.


Devon Lougheed is the Andy Kaufmann of the Vancouver music scene, at least according to his manager, Rockin’ Robin. He is one-third of Vancouver indie post-pop darlings beekeeper, and is the musical force behind Talent Time, Ghost Jail Theatre, and Pump Trolley. He does stand-up comedy and takes pictures of toilets. He is falling in love with you right now.

Adam Pateman is a comedian based out of Vancouver and New York who loves bull-dogs, curry, and writing bios in the third-person. He recently starred in his first national half-hour comedy special, Comedy Now! and has been featured on XM Radio, Rooftopcomedy.com,
various TV commercials, and the film Nightmare at the End of the Hall. He is very funny.

Kaitlin Fontana is a National Magazine and Mayor’s Arts award-winning writer and comedian living in Vancouver, BC. Her work has appeared in the Walrus, Maisonneuve, Event, Room, SPIN, Rolling Stone, and Exclaim! among many other publications. On October 1, her first book, Fresh at Twenty: The Oral History of Mint Records will be released on ECW Press. Please buy it.

Charles Demers is a stand-up comedian, novelist and essayist. In addition to having performed at the Just For Laughs festival and as a regular guest on CBC’s ‘The Debaters,’ he is the author of the books ‘The Prescription Errors’ and ‘Vancouver Special,’ that latter of which was shortlisted for the Hubert Evans BC Bookprize for Non-Fiction.

Sound Links!

I finally got around to editing and, more importantly, posting some sound clips from the last few months. More to come shortly! Yay!

Sara and her bff with mustaches. Just in case you ever wondered what I'd look like with a mustache.

Devon Lougheed, Vancouver’s music and comedy scenester with a distinctive haircut, shared a song his teenage self wrote at Teen Angst Night in April 2011.

If you’ve never been to a Teen Angst night here’s a link of me introducing the night. It gives you a good overall of the event.

CBC BC’s North By North West recently interviewed me about Say Wha?! you can hear the interview here: