Tonight in your city there will be a movie theatre full of sexual frustration and bad book lovers. Yes, that mommy-porn phenomenon Fifty Shades of Grey has been made in to a movie. It was filmed in my home city, Vancouver, and since they didn’t offer me a part I’m protesting the entire thing.
Actually, I was going to do another edition of my Fifty Shades of Say Wha?! show but I ended up going to Hawaii. My bad.
You can rile against EL James’ messed up version of BDSM and throw some funny facts in the faces of Fifty Shades fans by listening to the Fifty Shades of Say Wha?! podcast. Share it with your friends and let them know the TRUTH about how awful that series is.
Truth like the Fifty Shades of Grey tampon scene. This is Anastasia Steele’s Say Wha?! moment:
He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string – what?!- and gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy Fuck. Sweet mother of all… Jeez. And then he’s inside me … ah!
Sadly this scene didn’t make it into the movie.
In this podcast, a recording from a live show I did at Hot Art Wet City in 2013, I rant about the books, throw down some truth bombs, and gave sex scenes to Dina Del Bucchia, Shirley Gnome and the Unstoppable Conni Smudge.
Want more of my ranting about Fifty Shades? Check these out:
Recap of this event HERE
Top Search terms that bring people to my site about Fifty Shades of Grey HERE
My plot summary of Fifty Shades of Grey HERE