Say Wha?! May Recap

picstitchHere’s what happened last Wednesday at the Say Wha?! show”

I read from the poems of Suzanne Somers. Here’s a very funny video of Kristen Wiig reading from the same book.

Stu Popp entertained us with a reading of Tailchaser’s Song. It was wonderfully horrible and is currently being made into an animated film so we can relive the pain of it in 2014.

Lee Ann Kepel brought sexy back with her reading of Gloria Vanderbuilt’s most recent erotic novel, Obsession. Quick recap: the sex was boring but the shopping scenes were euphoric. Fun fact: this was written by the 89 year old mother of Anderson Cooper.

Devon Lougheed edu-tained us with a cookbook, The Alternative Vegan, because being vegan isn’t alternative enough.

Our event came to a climax with Briana Rayner sharing from Electric: The Best Lesbian Erotic Fiction. There was a story about waitresses in Dunkin Donuts and one about exploring caves.

Thanks to everyone who came out and packed the Cottage Bistro for the show.

The next show is on June 19 and it’s the Three Year Anniversary show. There will be cake or something like that. Then I’m taking a summer break from Say Wha?! so this will be your last chance to see the show live until September or even October. Don’t miss out!

Don’t live in Vancouver? Did you know there’s a Say Wha?! Podcast? Four episodes are out. Subscribe on iTunes.

When I worry that no one is coming to my show …

… because only 30 people RSVP’ed to the Facebook event,

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but more than double that show up

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Thank you to all the wonderful readers Lee Ann Kepel, Stu Popp, Devon Lougheed and Briana Rayner – you guys were fantastic! Thanks to everyone that attended. See you June 19 for the 3 year anniversary show!

 

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Are you sad about last night’s election results?

Cat tearI am. So is this cat.

You know what will make you feel better? Laughing. Good thing tonight is Say Wha?! Readings of Deliciously Rotten Writing. 

From 8-10pm at the Cottage Bistro, I will make you laugh so will  Briana Rayner, Lee Ane Kepel, Stu Popp and Devon Lougheed. It’s $5-10 and we work on a sliding scale.

Facebook event page.

 

New & Notable

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Look! That’s my podcast on the New and Notable page on iTunes, middle row, on the far left. At least it did in Canada. I’m not sure how iTunes works.

How did I find this out? A stranger on Twitter told me they heard my podcast and found me because of it. Neat!

That means random strangers are listening to and reading what I’ve put out into the Internet. I mean, I knew that was the point but now it’s confirmed. Amazing!

Are you a stranger? How did you find me? (This is where I invite you to leave a comment on this post)

Are you a friend of mine? Why don’t you download my podcast so you can honestly say you heard it first.

iTunes link

RSS link

Did ya do it? Really? Awh, shucks! Thanks so much!

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(Only said with a much less red face… Why is she burnt?)

PS – If anyone can help me fix my podcast feed so it no longer say “Unknown” under my podcast I’d be very appreciative.

Geist Review

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416260471_370So this happened: someone reviewed Say Wha?!

It’s published in the recent edition of Geist Magazine, which Wikipedia (and we all know how reliable that is) calls “Canada’s most widely read literary magazine.”

This is great since my audience straddles the literary and comedy communities. However, I’d say the majority of Say Wha?! attendees are more likely to go to a literary festival than they would a chain comedy club. My people are more David Sedaris than Dane Cook.

Now, I’m not normally into reading reviews but since it so rarely happens for Say Wha?! I thought I’d check it out. Also this magazine was delivered to my house last week.  So… here’s the review for all to see. There are some errors which I’ll address after you’ve read it – no skipping ahead!

Geist Review

Errors:

1. There were other readers at this event besides me and McNeil. Brad McNeil did read from Susan Boyle’s autobiography, but it was the talented local reporter Emily Elias who shared Miley Cyrus’s book. You can read my recap post here. Most notably missing from this review was Cameron MacLeod’s reading of R. Kelly’s autobiography Soulacoaster, which I’ll be podcasting in the third episode of Say Wha?! The Podcast this Monday.  I’m assuming this reviewer didn’t stay for the whole show or she would have mentioned this because it was very entertaining.

2. Word choice. Brash? Am I really brash? Lovely – yes. Young- I’ll take it! Funny- I hope so! Brash? I looked it up, it means: “Self-assertive in a rude, noisy, or overbearing way.” Oh my! I’ve never been called rude before. What a c*%t. This reviewer also said I dropped a lot of F-bombs, which I think is relative.

Also ‘groovy’ is not the word I’d use for the Cottage Bistro.

3. I never said she ‘made out’ with a bear, the lead character is Bear has SEX with a bear. At least she tries to when she pours honey on herself. AND that F-in’ book won the Governor General award in 1976, … so much for the standards of the Canadian literary community.

Have you been to a Say Wha?! show? If so, I’d love it if you’d write your own review in the comments below.

Thanks! xoxo

P.S. Y’all know that when I wrote c*%t it was a joke, right? Phewf.

Say Wha?! April Recap

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picstitchSara Bynoe (aka me!) told us why she’s still single by researching how to make men love her by reading the half finished book 14.5 Things Women Shouldn’t Do by Mr Things and the How to Make a Man Love You by Grant J Hall. What we learned: it’s because she’s too darn funny/goofy for a men to find attractive. Sad but true…and still amusing!

Michael Unger schooled us in the art of heavy metal band names by lecturing from All Known Metal Bands. We learned there’s a lot of vomit in metal.

Kyle Fines spent some time in the children’s section of the VPL and brought us back to our youth (or someone’s youth) by sharing The Boxcar Children Mysteries. FUCK YOU BENNY! Also, never trust a guy with a red sports car and rolled up sleeves.

Riel Hahn read from The Pregnant Virgin: A Process of Psychological Transformation (studies in Jungian Psychology By Jungian Analysts) by Marion Woodman.  Which she stole from her mother’s library.

Capping off the night was Kevin L. Smith substituting ’a word he got from the audience (Badger) for any word of the male anatomy in his reading of Wanderlust: Homoerotic Tales of Travel.  

Next Say Wha?! show is May 15 at the Cottage Bistro, 4468 Main Street.

 

When I got an email …

from iTunes saying:

Dear podcast owner,

Your podcast, located at http://saywhapodcast.libsyn.com/rss, has been approved. You should expect to see it on the iTunes Store within the next few hours. When it’s available, you will be able to access it with the URL below.

https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/say-wha-!-the-podcast/id630272018

This is how I felt:

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