Beautiful Noses

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Barbra Streisand

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I have a noticeable nose. I’ve written about it before.

It’s something I sometimes feel insecure about. Sometimes I wonder if it turns people off me, or the reason I don’t book acting parts, or the reason why the guy I like doesn’t like me back.

Yet, people rarely comment on my nose- a least they don’t to my face. People are more likely to comment on my eyes, smile, or dimples. I’m ashamed to say how often I think about my nose. I have learned to tollerate looking at pictures or videos of my profile.

Thankfully, I recently stumbled across this tumblr - F*ck Yeah Big Noses. It’s amazing. There are so many beautiful noses on this site.  Pictures of real people, with their real noses, who feel the same feelings I do about their noses, and they are accepting themselves.

I was scrolling through the images and thought, if I can think these noses are beautiful, then I can think mine is too.

I’m still working on it… and it’s getting easier. Thanks, F*ck Yeah Big Noses.

I think my nose looks good in this sailor suit.

I think my nose looks good in this sailor suit.

Also, I’m pretty sure that if I ever did get a nose job I’d fall into the same category as Ashlee Simpson and Jennifer Grey: completely unrecognizable.

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All The Ways I’m Turning Into My Father

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* Sometimes I eat chips and salsa for dinner.

* I get annoyed when people don’t obey traffic laws. “That’s why the good lord invented signals  - you twit!”

* I use my bicycle bell like my dad uses his car horn.

* I phone my family (and friends that I consider family) every week.

* My excuse for buying high-priced good-quality items is that is’s a good investment. It’ll last longer than the cheaper alternatives.

Happy Father’s Day!

I have one of the best, most supportive, generous, caring father’s a girl in the arts could ever hope for. Also, he used to have a sweet moustache that I bugged him to shave for years. Dad, I’m sorry about that.

Grandmere

You might have noticed that I cancelled the 50 Shades of Say Wha?! show (scheduled for March 11). That’s because my grandmere passed away last Friday and I’m out in the Okanagan visiting my family.

She passed away two days before her 90th birthday and as much as we miss her, we know she lived a good long life. While celebrating her life we’ve raised a glass and made her famous Welsh cakes (see photos below).

She really was an incredible woman; she modeled, sang on the radio, hosted Romper Room, was a community leader who spoke three languages,  and she designed and general contracted three homes she lived in. She was an inspiration.

You might be interested in my Instagram feed for photos of her life and the stuff I’ve uncovered from her home: a make-up box from her time working for CKDA Radio, and Christmas catalogues from Eaton’s circa 1974 and 1975 are among my favorite things so far. There’s more to come.

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PuSh Festival – My Picks

PuShBigBox Some of you may know that I’m working for the PuSh Festival again this year. I’m the social media and opening gala coordinator.

My shows and events (Say Wha?! Teen Angst and Dance Dance Party Party) are accessible with a focus on being silly. The over arching theme of my work is “Don’t take yourself so seriously.” Which is why some people have found it odd that I’m working for PuSh, a festival of edgy theatre/ dance/ music/ performance art.

To those people I say, oh well. My shows may never be part of the festival, that doesn’t mean that my tastes are incongruent with PuSh.

There are some incredible shows this year that I’m super excited to see and I wanted to tell you about them.

I’m pretty much excited about everything.

My top PuSh Festival Picks

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1. Do You See What I Mean?

It’s a 2.5 hour blindfolded tour of Vancouver.

Do you need to know anything else? You’re never going to have this opportunity again! I imagine this ‘show’ is going to challenge your perspective and experience of this city and give you a whole new appreciation for your vision. I CANNOT WAIT FOT THIS!

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Two male dancers explore their bodies through movement. I’m told it’s not really dance. They shove each other. They wrestle. They will get naked. At one point they pull at each other’s penises. It sounds bizarre, hilarious, scary, and awesome.

My favorite dance piece ever was  in a retrospective of choreographer Marie Chouinard’s work, at the High Performance Rodeo in Calgary, where a piece consisted of a woman dressed in a hospital gown coming on stage with a bucket and a cup of water. She drank the water and peed in the bucket, then walked off stage carrying the bucket and glass. So Still Standing You seems to be right up my alley.

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I love the idea of this. People as books. I love people and I love books. This is an opportunity to talk to others about their lives.

The PuSh Festival’s Human Library will include the following “Books:” a Female Heavy Machinery Engineer, a Schizophrenic, someone with Asperger’s, a Wickan, a Refugee, a CODA (Child of Deaf Adults), an Islamophobe, a Born Again Christian, a Culture Pirate, and a Sex Therapist.

Also, it’s FREE!

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Writers will be seated in the VAG lobby and the VPL atrium. They will have laptops. Their writing will be projected on to screens that everyone can see. They will be writing about the people and things they see around them. If you’re there they might even write about you.

I love writing. I love people watching. It’s also FREE! Why wouldn’t you go?

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This is the place where the party always is. Show up on the weekends and check out the bands after the main shows. It’s a great place to meet people and see fun, edgy work. Here are some of the ones I’m most looking forward to.

Hawksley Workman – What Gods May Come - A one-man cabaret with Hawksley. What could go wrong?

Look Mummy, I’m Dancing This woman sounds amazing. Sixty-four-year-old Belgium theatre artist Vanessa Van Durme tells her extraordinary story that started when she was a boy.

Northern Soul Part of an evening of three work from the UK. I think the whole night is going to be good, but I’m looking forward to this comedic performance. I also think she’s also going to DJ at the end of the night! You know how much I love dancing. If you love East Van Soul Club, I think you’ll enjoy this night.

Oh! I’m also Interested in these shows: Haptic & Holistic Strata, Encore,  The Strange Undoing of Prudencia Heart and I saw Ride the Cyclone before and it’s really fun!

If you’re not doing anything this Monday, January 14 I organized the Opening Gala. It should be a great party.  See you at the festival!

What My Skin Hates

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I uploaded this photo to Facebook with the comment: "Hey guys! I just got an awesome tattoo. And by awesome, I mean sucky. And by tattoo, I mean allergy testing." I tricked a lot of people.

If you’ve been following my blog for a while you might remember the week I went without make up. I was having an allergic reaction where my eyes would puff up for a few days then chap as they healed, making me look like a zombie or some sort of reptile-lady.

This September I had a HUGE reaction when I came back from the UK. My eyes swelled up for several days. I went to a walk-in clinic , then an allergist, then I was then referred to a dermatologist who would, for $250, do a cosmetic patch test to find out exactly what I was allergic to. I bit the bullet and paid out of pocket as this isn’t covered by Canadian health care.

After two days of having this large patch work of common North American cosmetic ingredients on my back and waiting a week for the results I finally knew what I was allergic to.

I am allergic to: Benzyl Salicyate, Dodecyl Gallate, Phenyl Salicylate and Compositae Mix.

The first three are chemicals mostly used to preserve the life of products the last one is the kicker. It’s a plant family that includes: sunflower, camomile, arnica, chrysanthemums, artichoke, echinacea, marigold and many others.

It turns out that camomile is in nearly every eye cream and sunflower is in nearly every shampoo. Sigh.

My hunt is on for skin care, make-up and hair products that don’t contain any of the ingredients I’m allergic to. Many people have suggested I use “organic” products, which is all fine and dandy except that those products main ingredients are the things I’m the most allergic to.

Thus far I’ve found: Smashbox cosmetics and this shampoo called Free and Clear (online only). 

It’s a relief to finally know what I’m allergic to, but I know this is just the beginning of a difficult journey, aka first world problem. I’ll keep you posted.

If any of you have any tips or know any good products I should use let me know in the comments below.